Wednesday, January 20, 2010

9.9 On the Richter Scale

Did you hear about the seismic event last night?

No, not the aftershock in Haiti. This one happened much further north . . . in Massachusetts.
It was so powerful that rumor has it the chandeliers in the White House were shaking although others say that this was an unrelated event and had more to do with someone jumping up and down and throwing a tantrum in the Executive Residence.

I hear there was at least one positive if isolated outcome to this earthquake. The tingle in Chris Matthews leg is now gone.

Tune in tomorrow for Mad Libs.

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